yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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