im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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