Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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