did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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