Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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