He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
