question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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