My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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