Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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