I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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