quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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