you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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