your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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