BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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