Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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