loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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