I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize