She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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