I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize