These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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