Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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