so explain again why im purple
no
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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