i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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