You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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