And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
