Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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