your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
