can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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