Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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