some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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