i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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