It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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