You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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