how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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