My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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