Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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