He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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