ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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