u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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