how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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