some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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