i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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