Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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