either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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