just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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