I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
babies were throwing up all over the place
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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