so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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