I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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