People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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