ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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