D3 body, D1 cock
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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