so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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