when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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